Ok guys, here is my make-up funny for missing last week. I hope you find it of sufficient quality to make up for my lapse.
Enjoy:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident – it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow! Just look at our cars – there’s nothing left, but, fortunately, we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”
“This must be a sign from God!”, the woman continued. “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely destroyed but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
She then hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
He asks, “Aren’t you having any?”, to which she replied, “No, I think I’ll just wait for the police to get here……..”
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