Hello everybody!!! Sorry for no Friday Funny post last week… It appears my friends really did have other things to do as no one sent me anything new. (Go figure! Bunch of over achievers!) Couple that with the fact that I was “Busier than a one armed paper hanger” and you have my excuse.
So, here for your Friday Funny pleasure, I give you… The Afterlife!
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,
“ Marion … Marion “
“Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course … I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again“
“Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!”
“Not exactly … I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.“
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