The Obligatory (and Mildly Sarcastic) Terms of Service
By reading this site, linking to it, quoting it, or printing anything from it, congratulations—you’ve already agreed to these terms. There’s no escape. Welcome to the club.
The Genius Content Policy
Everything you see on www.owenwebs.com (including its many dusty subdirectories) is copyrighted by Owen Consulting. That means it belongs to us, and you can’t just copy/paste our brilliance without proper credit.
Most of what you’ll find here consists of our half-baked opinions, witty ramblings, and the occasional coherent thought. If you mistake any of this for fact, we strongly recommend you double-check with a reputable source (or at least someone who sounds smarter than us).
Feel free to read, cite, and most importantly, LINK to this blog. Just follow these few simple rules:
- If you quote us, link back to the original page and give credit where it’s due. Basic internet etiquette, folks.
- Agree that you won’t sue www.owenwebs.com or Owen Consulting for any reason whatsoever. No whining, no lawyers, no exceptions.
The “Be Cool or Be Gone” Comment Policy
We love comments! (Well, most of them.) However, we reserve the right to wield the delete button like an overcaffeinated intern. Here’s the deal:
- We can moderate comments however we please.
- We can remove or edit any comment for any reason—because we feel like it, because it rained today, or because Mercury is in retrograde.
- We are not responsible for anything idiotic or offensive that you post. Your words, your problem.
- If your comment is a personal attack, hateful garbage, racist nonsense, or an actual threat, it will disappear faster than your dignity at a karaoke night.
- No explicit material. If you wouldn’t show it to your grandma, don’t post it here.
- You get to include a link to your site in the comment form. Cool. But if you turn our comment section into your personal ad campaign with a link explosion, we’ll delete it. Keep it reasonable.
- Even though we can edit and remove comments, you still own whatever nonsense you post. Don’t blame us for the consequences.
Bottom line: Play nice. Free speech is great, but this is a private site, and we get the final say. Disagreements are fine—just don’t be a jerk about it.
Owen Consulting Privacy Policy (Or Lack Thereof)
We sometimes use third-party advertising companies to serve ads because we like money. These companies may collect data about your visits (not your name, address, or deepest secrets, just basic browsing info) to tailor ads that might vaguely interest you. If that creeps you out, feel free to look up how to opt-out—but let’s be real, you’re being tracked everywhere anyway.
If you have questions, complaints, or just want to compliment us on our dazzling wit, feel free to reach out. Otherwise, enjoy the site—and remember, if you’re here, you already agreed to all this.
Cheers!