Ahh... It's Friday!! It's time for the Friday Funnies. This week's Friday Funny came again via e-mail but, I don't remember who it came from because I save the funny and tossed the mail. So... If you set me this, thanks! Friday Funny Subject: A husband and wife having dinner at a fine restaurant. A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says … [Read more...]

Ahh, the Friday Funnies. They've not been around in a while. Now they're back with the following little gem I received in my e-mail. The Druggist: Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an … [Read more...]

Sorry for the lack of Friday Funnies.... I'm trying to do better... With that in mind, this came in my e-mail this morning and I thought I would share.. Ben Franklin Said. This is to those who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. [More] … [Read more...]

This is great! Everyone has probably already played with this but I couldn't resist. Check out my Elfish-ness Then give it a try your self! That is if you haven't already! Only 10 Shopping days left till Christmas! I guess I should start soon. *****UPDATE****** They have disabled this site... I have removed the link. … [Read more...]

Ok... Another edition of the Friday Funny. I ran across this the other day on YOUTUBE. Now, I know you're asking... what are you doing on YOUTUBE when you are supposed to be working?!?!? Well, I was having a particularly difficult time getting some data to import into a database and I got to the point where I couldn't think. So... I decided to take a break and I found this. Funny thing is I was looking for a "Brass Band" playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" and this somehow came up in the … [Read more...]

Sorry for the lack of Friday Funnies... My e-mail has been pretty silent until Tuesday. Tuesday I received this: I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again... same … [Read more...]

MARRIAGE COUNSELING A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a … [Read more...]