This week's Friday Funny comes from my e-mail again.. and although it's pretty funny it's also pretty suggestive... So.. Here goes. A New Weight Loss Program A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. [More] … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – Blonde Joke
Welcome to another edition of the Friday Funnies. This week's Friday funny comes from my mother-in-law. Enjoy this classic Blonde Joke [More] … [Read more...]
Annual Stella Lawsuit Awards
This week's Friday funny takes a slightly different direction.... Don't know if these are real or not.. probably not... But here goes: Time once again to review the winners of the Annual 'Stella Lawsuit Awards.' The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck, who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella Lawsuit Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, stupid, but successful lawsuits in the … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – Annual Dementia Test – Part II
First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: (Answer in white text, highlight to see)--> If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – Ages of Man
Ages of Man You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – Lizzard Birth
This week's Friday Funny is brought to you by... Well, it isn't brought to you by anything other than a web server running Coldfusion and BlogCFC.. But, it's pretty darn funny.. Enjoy *LIZARD BIRTHING* If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: [More] … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – Short Joke
Sorry for the lack of posts.. I've got some updates planned for my Vista Quest but, I've been pretty busy this last week.I'll try and get them posted this weekend. For now though, I just had to pass along this joke that came.... Yet again, in my e-mail. It's pretty good considering how short it is and makes a good addition to our Friday Funnies. Enjoy [More] … [Read more...]