To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise your Voice! Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Ma … [Read more...]
5 minute Management Course
Here's a funny to start off our New Year right! I received this ditty in my e-mail this morning and thought I should share it now. These are some straight to the point lessons for better management. Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor Before she says a … [Read more...]
Friday Funny: Well not quite Friday but its Funny!
It's been a long time since my last Friday Funny... And, I know it's not Friday but I couldn't resist posting this for all of you to see. This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Including Tunak Tunak Tun which, as we all know, was pretty dang funny. So, it is with great pleasure I share with you: Senior Citizen Choir Sing Hip Hop Songs! … [Read more...]
Friday Funny: KENTUCKY GHOST STORY
I'm BACK!! Again. Sorry for the lack of posts. I need to be more focused. Probably not going to happen anytime soon though, so don't get your hopes up. This week's Friday Funny comes, yet again, from my e-mail. It's not a rib buster, but pretty good none the less. So here ya go, hope you enjoy: KENTUCKY GHOST STORY This happened about a month ago just outside of Owensboro, Kentucky, a small town on the banks of the Ohio River, and while it sounds like an Alfred … [Read more...]
Friday Funny: The Government
I found this week's Friday Funny while digging through my Outlook Archive. Ahh, the Outlook Archive. It's a vast, unending repository of worthless stuff. Enjoy! The Government: Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call … [Read more...]
Diet Coke and Mentos: The Failed Experiment
My nephew Nicholas and I were looking for something to do Friday Afternoon and decided to attempt the Mentos & Diet Coke experiment. You know, the one where you dump a bunch of Mentos in a 2 liter Diet Coke and it creates a "Coke Geyser". Well, needless to say, we failed. We tried twice with Diet Coke and once with Diet Sprite... I think our delivery method for the Mentos is what was holding us back... we will need to try again. Below is record of our failure... along with a little dancing … [Read more...]
Friday Funny: Late again.
Sorry for the lateness of this week's Friday Funny. I've been busy! As, you'll see soon, I had some important experiments to attempt. Attempt, is the key word in the sentence. So, here it is... Something to make you smile when you've had a "I hate my Job" day. Enjoy! When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer … [Read more...]